My dog tickles my nose,
Pushing with his cold, wet nose.

And he will always peek,
When we play hide and seek.

If my mom would let me share,
I'd use my comb to brush his hair.
If I were an airplane,
And I could fly.
I'd point my wings
Way up to the sky.
And as I went up, up, up,
I wouldn't forget to wave good-by
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When exactly does my underwear go from clean
To dirty enough for the washing machine?
'Cause if it's the moment I put them on,

Then it seems to me the germs have won!
My Turtle

I know a little turtle
He lives in a puddle
He likes flies
I like fries