| Q: What building has the most stories? A: The library Q: Why did Charlie Brown decide to leave his comic strip? A: He was tired of working for peanuts! Dr. Watson said to his friend, Sherlock Holmes, "I've been meaning to ask you what's your favorite tree?" "A lemon tree, Dear Watson." (hint: say it out loud) Q: What do you get when you cross Christopher Robin's bear-friend with a skunk? A: Winnie the P.U. Q: Who was the lovely, storybook girl who placed her foot in a glass slipper - and smashed the slipper? A: Cinder-elephant Q: What famous author wrote poems about french fries? A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato Q: What do you call a monster whale with a large vocabulary? A: Moby Dick-tionary Q: What did the alien say to the book? A: Take me to your reader! |
